Why my boyfriends are awesome

And by boyfriends I mean the men from the Disney Princess movies....

Prince Charming from Cinderella
He doesn't care that I'm poor, we met one night at his formal and I wore a dress my mom let me borrow and it was gorgeous and I felt like a million bucks. I lost my shoe but thankfully he found it. He buys me things and even though he probably wouldn't have fallen for me if he knew I was poor when we met, he loves me regardless and doesn't flirt with any of my sisters even if they flirt with him (because he's drop dead sexy, duh) 

Prince Adam (the beast) from Beauty and the Beast
This boyfriend has major jealousy issues but I know it's just because he cares. One time my sexy ex-boyfriend Gaston who's a dick like showed up and tried asking for me back, but Adam was like oh hell no!! He introduced me to all his friends who are my best friends but he hangs out with this old ass lady all the time who only hangs out with her son and makes tea which is weird but whatever. When we first met Adam was FUGLY and hairy... I am not into hairy men, but after a good wax job on his entire body and a few trips to the gym he was transformed. 

Captain Li Shang from Mulan
Talk about a real MAN! We met at the gym one of the 3 times I went and we hit it off. I told him I worked out all the time and he thought I was like this fit chick when really I would just change the level to like 10 on the treadmill while he walked by and turned it back down to 2 when he was gone... Then he came over and found my stash of snacks on snacks on snacks and he stopped believing me when I said I was fit... but he grew to love me after I bought him some Muscle Milk and showed I was a lean mean sex machine in bed HU-AH! 

Flynn Rider from Tangled
What's not sexy about a thief turned good guy? He's a true gentleman and once when I cut my hair way too short and dyed it brown he told me he always had a thing for brunettes... he ignored the fact that we had the same haircut and even met my crazy mom. He used to roll with a bad group of friends who smoked pot all the time and stole crown royale from the mayor, like what? But once he met me he changed his ways and now only steals my heart every day. 

More later!!!
Love,
Disney Prince obsessed, the babbling blonde