My Nightly Routine

Every night I have a routine that changes slightly each night, but over all stays generally the same. If you've been paying attention I also am very keen on lists. Here is a list of all the things I do most nights. 

1) Evaluate my day
You've got to have a time to de-stress and either be happy about how well your day went or be able to flip out about the shitty things that happened. Today was a good and bad day... good because I made up with my best friend after we were being weird and ignoring each other for reasons I still am unaware of, bad because I realized tomorrow is the second month the gym will attempt to take money out of my empty bank account and then charge me a late fee... also today I saw my hope to be FFB and it just so happened I woke up late, wore sweatpants and a tshirt that fit me in the 6th grade but makes me look like an overweight oompa loompa now, did not shower, did not brush my hair, did not wear makeup, and had crumbs on my face from the donut I scarfed down 10 minutes before... LIFE IS HARD 

2) Midnight Snack (and by snack I mean SNACKS ON SNACKS ON SNACKS)
and by midnight I mean one at 9 pm, 10 pm, 11 pm, 12 am, 1 am, 2 am.... you get the point. Whatever I can find, too. Last night one of my sisters bought me an insomnia cookie, tonight one bought me 3 cookies from McDonalds and the new members brought cupcakes over so obviously I ate those too... I have a bag of popcorn I'm about to make and I won't let the fact that its 2:24 am stop me. One of my favorite quotes and personal philosophies is "any sized pizza is a personal pizza if you work hard and believe in yourself"... and I wonder why I'm fat

3) Creeping
Facebook, twitter, etc. I consider myself a detective when it comes to social networking and creeping is one of my favorite things to do. Today I went through my friends list to pick potential FFBs because my top choice saw the walking oompa loompa zombie version of me today and is moving back home for the summer in a week. One of my bestfriends told me the other day that people can see who you search now on facebook and I think I literally had a mini heart attack until I found out only you can see it... I think I would be socially shunned by men if they knew how much I creep on them... One time a guy I met once, Mike, and we became friends on facebook and one of his friends was talking about Mike's girlfriend and said something like "Yeah, she goes to some college in Ohio" and without thinking was like "Oh, yeah [name of college], 2.5 hours away from here right?" I only knew that because as soon as Mike added me I creeped on him, his girlfriend, found where she went to college and google mapped how far it is away... HASHTAG PSYCHO

I do other weird things as a part of my nightly routine but these three happen almost every night without fail... I need to re-evaluate what I'm doing with my time. 

Sincerely, 
the crazy babbling blonde