We are so different but yet the same. I'm a crazy person who is less than perfect to say the least- I don't care enough to fix things, and think everything is "good enough". She is a crazy un-trusting perfectionist who once checked the toilet after I puked one morning screaming "I DON'T SEE PUKE, YOU DIDN'T PUKE, YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL!" Well, mom, it is a toilet and it flushes...
She's one of my bestfriends who always has my back, but she calls at the worst time about random things like car insurance money or asking whens the last time I "got some" and if he wore a condom... it's been so long I don't remember... JK.
2)Boys
At this point in my life boys are not that stressful because I don't talk to them... I guess that's the stressful part. I've got no one, which is great because a boy is the last thing I want to worry about, but not so great on those nights I wanna get laid without sleeping with random people every night. They say sex helps decrease stress so I'm getting stressed about not having anyone to help me decrease my stress and then I end up ordering 12 cookies at 3 am from Insomnia Cookies in the thought that those will help me relax but instead I start worrying about the 5 lbs I gain from each cookie and the $12 I just wasted on freaking cookies! ENDLESS, PAINFUL CYCLE.
3)Bitches
Bitches are bitches man and they stress me out. College is better than high school but people are more conniving and backstabbing in college. Everyone was a bitch in high school and they didn't care to hide it. In college there is a NEW BRAND OF BITCH.
4)Money/Work
I am poor and being poor stinks. Today I got blisters on my toes from the pair of Sperries that I never wear, which I bought with my refund back in September... each blister is another painful reminder I suck at saving money.
5)School
Over in 2 weeks thank God, but starts again in September. Last night I was up til 3 am studying for an astronomy exam, I was so prepared. This morning I arrive and the prof says "The exam will be postponed til Wednesday," AHHHHHH!!!!!! I COULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING AND DREAMING OF CATS OR CUPCAKES OR A NAKED BRAD PITT (pre-beard, of course)
6)Sorority
I have a tendency to take everything on without thinking about how much work it will actually take... so I end up with 5 positions in my sorority, all with events at the same time, all having me resort to spending the majority of the day wishing I was a cat and sitting alone in my car drinking a box of wine.
7)Food
Being poor, I can't afford food so I eat what I can get (which today is 3 hotdogs and a cupcake a new member brought over). This also leaves me super unhealthy because for some reason junk food is really cheap. My dad told me I should just eat smaller portions and I'll lose weight but little does he know that if someone offers me 6 pieces of pizza I will most definitely eat them because it's like a feast compared to my usual meals of jerky and beans. Getting skinny and healthy is hard when your food choices is limited to what people offer you or what leftovers your mom gives you when you go to visit... last time it was literally half a poptart and a bag of kettle korn... thanks mom.
Here's my stress laid out for you... I just realized all the things I have to do so instead of doing them I am going to go drink the flask of burnetts' I have in my trunk.
All my love,
Babbling Blonde
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