Library Etiquette

When you are in the library there are some unspoken rules and I am about to speak them

1) Don't talk on the phone...
Especially if you are in a room of 10 people... go outside... text people... I do not want to hear your conversation with your boy friend at midnight when I am cramming for an exam. Along with this is don't snicker every time you watch something funny on youtube. First of all, you're supposed to be studying- go home if all you're going to do is watch youtube videos and laugh. I am all for the whole pretend to be studying but really creeping thing but I also don't snicker every 20 seconds while watching a Jenna Marbles video... go home just go home. 

2) Don't let me hear your disgusting smacking mouth 
It's fine to eat, I'm a fatty, I always have snacks at the library. But it's another thing when I can literally hear every bite you take of your nachos and cheese from TBell. This is not the African safari. This is the library and you need to learn some manners or join the elephants over in Africa because you sound just as loud.

3) Do not invite everyone and their brother to our library room
This is not social hour people... if you want social hour then get your own room or maybe I don't know go the fuck home where you can talk as loud as you want. I do not care who slept with who because I currently am sleeping with no one so shut up. If I can't get any then I certainly don't want to hear about everyone who can. 

4) Don't buy snacks and not offer me something
Bitch you have a whole bag of gummy bears you can spare one. 

I'm so annoyed!!!!!!! Even though I am at the library right now and not studying I am not making any noise except the occasional angry grunt. 

Peace love and shut the fuck up's 
the babbling blonde