This broke college gal has been up thinking of a few ways to make an extra buck. Most of my ideas are extremely detailed and end up making no sense and no one would have a use for them, but the following two ideas are the closest I have to anything actually relevant to the job market around here... aka other broke kids and the few rich bitches (ok they're not all bitches) in this college town.
1) WALK OF SHAME SHUTTLE
This is a legitimate idea that I did not come up with, but I checked and the girl who made that commercial for it right around the corner at U of M is not actually doing it... So basically, my car becomes a taxi for walk of shamers, or anyone who needs a ride, for a flat fee of $5. With the $5 you are guaranteed a ride to wherever in Ypsi or Ann Arbor (unless I'm angsty and don't want to go there), a water, and a mint for your morning breath. I'd say this is great because haven't you heard of the taxi cab killer?? I, an innocent nineteen year old college kid would never kill anyone who got into my walk of shame shuttle, and I am offering you water and mints. Would this work? Eventually I'd branch out, get other drivers, have like granola bars or cheez-its for sale in the car and give the driver I make my employee most the profit, saving some for me because I was the genius who started it. Maybe I'm thinking too far ahead...
2) ANYWHERE-DELIVERY
How many times have you thought to yourself, "Damn, I wish Taco Bell delivered,"? Well, wish no more because for a delivery fee plus cost of food and hopefully a generous tip, I will go and get your Taco Bell, or McDonalds, or whatever fast food, and bring it back to you in a timely manner! Starbucks too- I could do it all! BE HUNGRY, TIRED, THIRSTY NO MORE WITH BABBLING BLONDE DELIVERY. This sounds like a winner to me.
My last idea involves sitting on campus begging for loose change while occasionally yelling random things to myself like "I want army pants and flip flops... Regina give me your army pants and flip flops!!! HEAVY FLOW WIDE SET VAGINA" so everyone thinks I'm crazy and donates to me :-)
Tell me what you think!
Sincerely,
the broke as a joke babbling blonde
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