Unfortunately this blonde is naturally a brunette but I hold true to the saying "Born to be Blonde." With my blonde hair I've taken a lot of risks, made a lot of stupid but needed mistakes, and have decided to improve myself and use this to document my progress.
Now before you get to thinking I'm something like an overweight alcoholic or druggy or something absurd let me fill you in.
I'm average, actually I'm curvy. I've got the butt, the boobs, and a nice lil cushioned belly. I would compare myself to Kim Kardashian- Just kidding. I'm more of the Khloe that isn't like toned like she is now but isn't big like she was before, I'm Khloe in the middle of her weight loss journey... with blonde hair of course. While weight loss is definitely on my list of to-do's it's not my top priority because I like brownies more than collar bones and watching the all day Law and Order SVU Marathons rather than getting up and running or something "worthwhile"...who says watching SVU for 10 hours straight isn't worthwhile anyways?! But we'll work on it, eventually.
I'm not an alcoholic... but surprisingly one of my goals is to go out and probably drink MORE and stay at home LESS (while still staying away from drugs... not going that crazy). Last summer after I was dumped at the end of a two-year relationship (meh) I went out, went crazy, and had the best three months of my life! It got me into a lot of trouble, but it also got me out there, over my ex and helped me LIVE!!!! Once school started, I ended my partying ways to focus on school, my sorority, and other important things... which is great but now I'm so lame no one asks me to go out anymore because they know I'll say no (probably because I'm watching SVU). Summer is about to start in two weeks and I'm looking to find a balance between being a crazy drunk and still being responsible... we'll see about that.
Being a poor college student in a sorority that sucks the life out of my bank account -well worth it, but still leaves me poor- I need to find better ways to MAKE MONEY!! I just got a promotion with my dads office and plan on working Monday-Thursday 10-5 so that will give me funds but then I will be back in school after 3 months and without money again, paying my own food, insurance, housing, sorority dues, etc. I'm on my own in this cruel world when it comes to money. I was also recently sent to collections for my absurd amount of university parking tickets so my credit will be screwed and I can't afford to pay it right now. I have $30 in my bank account for the next 2 weeks and let me tell you living off the leftover hot dogs from my sororities last event and the stale beef jerky in my cabinet is NOT cutting it!
Lastly, my love life, which could be compared to Pluto's status as a planet... non-existent. Like I said, I was dumped after a two-year relationship, but that was last May - almost a year ago. I've had a few flings but nothing ever felt right or worked out... Either the guy discovered my crazy and fled, I found their crazy, or they were perfect and I wasn't ready to commit. All tragic really... just kidding my love life is a series of short, pathetic comedies. I even dabbled in online dating which is scary in itself...more about that at another time. Currently I'm not looking for a relationship, but I am looking for something (hehe). After eight long months without sex I've decided I CAN have it all, I have decided to find myself a perfect cuddle buddy (for lack of better terms... I don't like the F word on the internet) while abstaining from any commitment! I've only ever slept with two men, one being my ex and the other a sad mistake made on a screwy Monday during that wild summer I mentioned... So since I don't want a boyfriend for the time being I am looking for a FFB (Future F*** Buddy). WISH ME LUCK!
So there's me. You'll learn more about my twisted chain of events called life as these posts increase, and hopefully I can reach my goals and become who in my eyes is the best version of me, the babbling blonde.
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